Colts sign Archie Manning, Eli remains No. 2 Manning in NFL

"Here I hoped this was finally my moment to shine," said Eli. "But then Dad comes along and steals my thunder. It's always something with this family."

Mets battle Giants for title of New York’s most injured team

Add Lucas Duda, Angel Pagan and Domenik Hixon to the ever-growing list of injured Mets and Giants players, as the two New York teams battle it out for the title of the city’s most disabled franchise.

Goodell will personally administer polygraphs to enforce fake injury rule

Thanks to the NFL Commissioner's prowess with lie detectors, the league sidestepped a possible showdown with the Player’s Union regarding a rule that, on its face, seemed unenforceable.

Michael Vick dog-fighting jokes to result in one-game suspension from Roger Goodell

“It’s not because Michael doesn’t deserve it, and we understand that trash talk is part of our game,” Goodell said. “Every Vick dog pun has been said, so save yourself the embarrassment. And stop with the damn Rex Ryan foot-fetish jokes too while you’re at it.”

The Heckler’s Fall ’11 issue is out

The Heckler's Fall 2011 issue is out. If you're a paid subscriber, check your email for download information. Also, non-subscribers can download the PDF for just 99 cents.

Bills grappling with pros and cons of being only good NFL team in New...

“What have you done for us lately?” asked Bills WR Steve Johnson. “It’s funny. The Giants and Jets embarrass themselves and all of the sudden the Daily News, Post, Times ... all of 'em want a piece of us.”

Crayola releases Tom Coughlin-inspired color: ‘Pissed-Off Red’

"We at the Crayola Company are very excited to introduce another color into our crayon family while honoring our close friend Tom Coughlin, the perpetually angry head coach of the New York Giants," said Spencer Helfman, Crayola's CEO.