Friday, April 12, 2024

Jets fans shocked to learn Fireman Ed actually a plumber from Connecticut

The Jets are being rocked by another scandal as it's been discovered famous fan "Fireman Ed" Anzalone is not a New York City firefighter as he has long purported. Anzalone is actually a Connecticut-based plumber, devastating news to Jets fans across the country for whom Fireman Ed has been a symbol for more than 20 years.

With local teams playing well, New Yorkers desperately search for a new punching bag

“Well played, fundamentally sound teams are boring. They’re boring,” said one self-proclaimed New York die-hard. “What the heck am I supposed to call the radio and moan about? The Yankees pitching staff?”

Rex Ryan orders Jets to attend church after loss to Tebow’s Broncos

The Jets fell to 5-5 on the season after a last-minute loss to Tim Tebow’s Broncos Thursday night, and Rex Ryan believes a higher power may have had something to do with it. As a result, the outspoken head coach held a closed-door team meeting after the game where he ordered his entire team to attend mass on Sunday.

Rex and Rob Ryan split an entire cow for lunch

Jets head coach Rex Ryan and his brother Rob, defensive coordinator for the Dallas Cowboys, got together Monday afternoon for their annual "cow lunch," where the duo consumes an entire cow and shares stories about football.

Ryan brothers go berserk after ‘Har-Bowl’

Texas State Police and a few Texas Rangers were called to the home of Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan after neighbors reported a big dust up in the front yard. When law enforcement arrived, Rob had hos brother Rex in a headlock, repeatedly punching him in the ear.

Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez go to therapy to work out issues

Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum decided he had enough of the drama and bickering between the Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez and sent them to famed sports therapist Dr. Charles Johansen, to repair the relationship between coach and quarterback.

Giants and Jets to decide Christmas Eve game with coin toss

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Met, not a creature was stirring, not a Giant nor a Jet -- In a decision to save one team the embarrassment, Giants and Jets brass have decided to end Christmas Eve’s much-anticipated game after the pre-game coin toss.