Missing child found unharmed in Mike Napoli’s beard
Two weeks after Billy Frisk, an eight-year-old Massachusetts second grader, was reported missing by his family, police report that he has been found, unharmed, having gotten lost in the massive forest of facial hair hanging from the chin of Boston Red Sox first baseman, Mike Napoli.
Conflicted nation can’t decide if they’d rather root against Red Sox or Cardinals
After a Shane Victorino grand slam sent the Boston Red Sox to face the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series, the nation collectively breathed a frustrated sigh as they tried to determine which of the two teams they disliked the least.
Red Sox Nation celebrates title with promise not to talk about beards until NHL...
After a 6-1 game 6 victory over the St. Louis Cardinals gave them their third World Series title since 2004, fans of the Boston Red Sox have promised a grateful nation that they will stop talking about beards until NHL Playoffs begin.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space win World Series
The Killer Klowns are strangely bearded space aliens who look like circus clowns. However, they take the form of professional baseball players and are known for terrorizing Major League Baseball.
Red Sox players dedicate World Series victory to Bobby Valentine
Although he was only their manager for one season, Red Sox players thought so highly of Bobby Valentine that they dedicated their 2013 World Series title to their former manager.
Mookie Betts retires since no team can afford him
With this off-season shaping up like the last few, many big-name players with expired or about-to-expire fear teams will plead poverty and make them no offers.
Breaking: Red Sox infamous bullpen cop stole signs during 2018 World Series
A shocking report today alleges the Boston police officer who guards the Red Sox bullpen stole signs from pitchers and catchers during the team’s 2018 World Series run. The famous cop allegedly had a Go-Pro hidden in his uniform for various games that season.
