Thursday, October 22, 2020

Belichick uses April Fools as cover up, claims his excitement for new QB Brian...

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick picked a perfect day to hold a press conference with his new starting quarterback, Brian Hoyer on April Fools Day as he shared his excitement for next season.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space win World Series

The Killer Klowns are strangely bearded space aliens who look like circus clowns. However, they take the form of professional baseball players and are known for terrorizing Major League Baseball.

Gronk joins Buccaneers because he thinks they’re actual pirates

Rob Gronkowski requested a trade to Tampa Bay on Tuesday not because his former QB Tom Brady is currently there but because he appears to believes the Buccaneers are actually pirates.

Air transferred out of footballs used to further inflate Belichick’s ego

"You may be wondering if we purposefully deflated our balls and the answer is 'Yes'," admitted a smug and unapologetic Belichick. "Sure, we had home field advantage and a better all-around team, but is that ever enough to stick it to your opponent?"

Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay

Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Patriots debunk Bill Nye The Science Guy’s theory by stuffing him in locker

After the New England Patriots declared they didn't alter their footballs in any manner and attributed the fluctuations in pressure to cold temperatures, skeptics pounced. One such individual was Bill Nye, noted thermal engineering expert and all-around creepy genius, who claimed that the explanation given by the Patriots was an absolute scientific impossibility.

Sources: Bucs were forced to throw in toilet paper and hand sanitizer to finalize...

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers desperately wanted to trade for Rob Gronkowski and were willing to throw in even some of their most valuable assets.