Twitter reports 80% drop in trash talk with NBA season on hold
Celebratory and/or defamatory tweets are down 80% compared to this time last year, a stat attributed entirely to the fact that the NBA season is not yet underway due to the lockout.
Ventura teaches current Sox hitters that one-handed follow-through thing
The season is still six months away, but new White Sox manager Robin Ventura has already been working his magic with the team, teaching them all how to follow through on their swing with one hand, just like he did throughout his successful playing career.
Wicker Park hipster claims Quenneville copied his mustache
Wicker Park bartender and self-proclaimed hispter Josh Reynolds recently claimed Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville got the idea for his mustache from him, despite the fact Quenneville has been sporting the non-ironic facial hair since the mid-80's.
Swisher vows to hit his weight again next post-season, quietly adopts strict diet
On the heels of another dismal post-season at the plate, New York right fielder Nick Swisher offered assurances to Yankee fans concerned with the club's puzzling move to exercise his $10.5 million option for 2012.
Cornelison releases patriotic rap album ‘Yo, Say Can You See’
Known for his rousing rendition of the National Anthem before Chicago Blackhawks games, Jim Cornelison has decided to branch out with a rap album featuring a variety of patriotic songs such as "America The Bootyfull" and "Hail To The Chief, Boss!"
Bratwurst successfully eaten in non-phallic fashion
A female fan attending the Bears-Lions game on Sunday reportedly finished an entire bratwurst without a single person staring, winking or taking a photo to post on Facebook.
Blackhawks lend Patrick Kane to circus as ‘Iron Liver’ act
Kane will be asked to drink a thirty pack of PBR, two bottles of wine, and two flasks of Canadian Club in a span of two hours nightly.
