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“I managed to track down Christopher Nolan’s phone number,” Thibodeau said. “It's one of the perks of being a famous media personality. He politely declined my offer to play the role of the Joker in his new movie, so I had to take it up a notch.”

"I was trying to put the finishing touches on our half-assed 2012 lineup last night and it came to me," said Sox GM Kenny Williams and Cubs President Theo Epstein in unison. "I should join forces with that poor sap on the other side of town. He's got it just as bad as me, maybe even worse."

“The portrayal was absolutely uncanny, and we all loved the part of the performance where they didn’t cross midfield until the game was virtually over," said one senior official of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. "At certain times it was hard to believe that we weren’t watching the actual Rams offense out there.”

With the Chicago Cubs hoarding most of the baseball headlines this offseason, it may be easy to forget about the city's other team on the South Side. For Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein, the actual existence of the Chicago White Sox was news to him.

The Baker Clause is a contractual provision allowing Wood to personally club Dusty Baker before any Reds-Cubs game. Wood has pined for the clause for years after Baker’s regime in Chicago—wherein Baker single-handedly destroyed the career of Mark Prior, and nearly did the same to Wood.

"After every play, I'd be walking back to the huddle and I'd keep hearing this soft 'Su-su-sudio' singing," said Suh. "At first I didn't know what it was, but in the huddle Kyle Vanden Bosche told me it was by that guy that sings that 'I can feel it coming in the air tonight' song with the cool drum sound. It seemed like every Packer was singing it to me as I'd walk by."