Heckler sources are confirming that Jim Harbaugh will be leaving the head coaching position at the University of Michigan to take on the role as leading antagonist to Westeros. This finding came out of the rumors that Harbaugh would be taking the recently vacant head coaching job at the L.A. Rams. One of the reasons […]
First it was the presidential election. Then it was the threat of a global market meltdown. Now it's something much more serious. Fake news websites around the world have been claiming for weeks the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
As The Heckler's Cubs buzz wears down (a bit?) and the Bears buzz fizzles like a wet sparkler, we're reminded Chicago has other teams with proud traditions of winning once in a while. Today we look back on an unfortunate soul who found himself on the fringes of some of those victories.
"We actually considered a larger increase," said President of Business Operations Crane Kenney, "but we wanted to reward the fans for their patience with a small increase of just under 20 percent. It's the right way to do things."
“I can’t wait to see Bartolo Colon anchor the N.L. squad,” said Tony Clark, head of the MLB Players Association. “He’s going to beat the pants off of Wally the Green Monster!”
The Blackhawks’ game between Christmas and New Year’s is always one of the biggest of the year. This season, The Heckler has you covered. For less than comparable tickets are selling on StubHub, you get not only a low-row upper-level game ticket but a kick-ass pre-party at the Park Tavern, which is a short walk […]
A convincing Aaron Burr nearly challenged Fox to a duel after directing harsh words to the coach about the Bears' losing season. He said he spoke for all fans by saying he felt "anxious that [Fox] will not uphold the city's rights to a valued team."