Knowing that many are confused by its disciplinary actions, the NFL has 2014 penalty cheat sheet.
With reports over the weekend that the Chicago Bulls had reached deals with Pau Gasol, Nikola Mirotic and Kirk Hinrich, the Bulls appear to have taken a big leap forward in contending for the NBA title of most white players on an NBA roster next season.
"We didn't care about the Heat for the four-year period between our first championship and the signing of LeBron, and we sure as hell won't care now," said George Varela of Pompano Beach.
"If you look at it, only about 25 percent is destroyed," said Sal Wellmuler of Shaker Heights. "About half of the rest of it is covered in soot and char marks. There's got to be a way to get that stuff out of it, right?"
According to Haley Mulaghey, a PR rep for McCormick Place, the venue was recently rented out by Rizzo before Wednesday night’s loss vs the Reds.
As an added bonus to the signing of Kane's mullet and Toews' sideburns, perennial All-Stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are included as part of the deal.
"I give those teams a lot of credit," said Anthony. "It was really creative for them to do what all the bloggers have been doing for more than 10 years and Photoshop me in their jersey."
"This sort of thing never happened in the land of corn and beefy people," said Wada, referring apparently to Iowa. "The players there, they are good. They don't let things like this happen."