"Hey Eddie, I challenge you to Cubs Trivia followed by a battle of our bands," Corgan said. "Oh and Jack, you sure know how to complain without suffering. Why don't you go home and catch up with the United?"
Previous recipients played an entire season through unbelievable adversity. However, none of those people could hold a candle to the man who was able to hang like a rock star in Vegas getting drunk on the back of an inflatable swan, all the while never missing a single OTA.
Overnight Nielsen television ratings showed that 20,657 Chicago White Sox fans, the exact average number of people attending the team’s games this year, watched the mid-season classic.
With reports over the weekend that the Chicago Bulls had reached deals with Pau Gasol, Nikola Mirotic and Kirk Hinrich, the Bulls appear to have taken a big leap forward in contending for the NBA title of most white players on an NBA roster next season.
"We didn't care about the Heat for the four-year period between our first championship and the signing of LeBron, and we sure as hell won't care now," said George Varela of Pompano Beach.
"If you look at it, only about 25 percent is destroyed," said Sal Wellmuler of Shaker Heights. "About half of the rest of it is covered in soot and char marks. There's got to be a way to get that stuff out of it, right?"
According to Haley Mulaghey, a PR rep for McCormick Place, the venue was recently rented out by Rizzo before Wednesday night’s loss vs the Reds.
As an added bonus to the signing of Kane's mullet and Toews' sideburns, perennial All-Stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are included as part of the deal.