The San Francisco Giants wrapped up yet another World Series title Wednesday night but this one was especially meaningful as it's the first time the league's 10th-best team has won it all.
Built as a long-awaited expansion in 2006, Wrigley's bleachers were structurally sound and clean, which is why the Cubs said they needed to be destroyed.
After another stunning home loss, this time to the mediocre Miami Dolphins, Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman was terse. Taking a page out of Bill Belichick's playbook, Trestman refused to answer any questions during the press conference with anything other than, "We're on to New England."
While Bernabe wouldn't quote exact figures, sources knowledgeable with the deal are indicating that Bryant will be paid upwards of $300,000 during the contract, or roughly $42,857 per year, which is two-and-a-half times what the average Minor League player makes.
Just a day after the NFL fined 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick $10,000 for wearing Beats by Dre headphones rather than a pair from league sponsor Bose, Chicago sportscaster David Kaplan received a similar fine.
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
"Once again, the Bears completely fell apart against Green Bay, and I frankly wouldn't be surprised if we saw a super-race of cheesehead-wearing, flesh-eating zombies take over the entire Midwest," said Chicagosports.com's Steve Rosenbloom. "Sure, the team is 2-2, but Jay Cutler has almost certainly ushered in the era of disease, mayhem and destruction."
In a stunning reversal, ESPN has now reinstated ESPN columnist, Bill Simmons in a memo released in the middle of the night, after originally suspending him for three weeks. Simmons was suspended for referring to NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell as a "liar" on his B.S. Podcast.
"Back up there in Wisconsin, every other car has a 10-point buck on the roof," said Wartonson. "Or at least a doe and a couple of foxes or something. What the hell do people in Chicago do from Monday to Saturday?"