The Independent Party of America (IPA) has nominated Kyle Schwarber as its candidate for President of the United States. IPA president Jim Connors said “voters are clearly unexcited about both candidates, so it only makes sense to give the people what they want: a great comeback story.”
"Well, I played most of my career with the Cubs, but I did play 81 games in two seasons with Cleveland," said Wood
Late last week we posted a Grandpa Rossy sketch by Charles Baruffi, a talented designer friend of ours. Quite a few people asked for it on a T-shirt. Well, now you've got your wish. Exclusively in TheHecklerStore.com, it's the "Get Off My Lawn" shirt. Get it here!
"I can't believe what I did," said Todd Ricketts. "People I don't even know are calling and texting asking when they can pick up their tickets. Why did I give them all my cell number?"