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While being sequestered for questioning, Bennett called coach Lovie Smith to inform him that he would not be making the trip to San Diego. A very groggy Smith calmly reminded his valued receiver that the game this Sunday was at home. A humbled Bennett apologized to the TSA and offered to buy everyone some TCBY.

While being sequestered for questioning, Bennett called coach Lovie Smith to inform him that he would not be making the trip to San Diego. A very groggy Smith calmly reminded his valued receiver that the game this Sunday was at home. A humbled Bennett apologized to the TSA and offered to buy everyone some TCBY.

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A female fan attending the Bears-Lions game on Sunday reportedly finished an entire bratwurst without a single person staring, winking or taking a photo to post on Facebook.

“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Despite playing only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

When asked what magic incantation was used by Hester, he simply replied, “I just stare at the coach and the kicker and say ‘This isn’t the return man you’re avoiding’ and waive my hand. Works every time.”