Piniella’s minor league lineup can’t solve Lincecum
When Cubs manager Lou Piniella saw that his team would be facing last year's Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum of the Giants on Tuesday afternoon, he immediately flew the white flag of surrender.
Piniella enjoying retirement and part-time job as mall Santa Claus; Fontenot serving as elf
Lou Piniella was spotted at a suburban Florida shopping center over the weekend, where he was working part-time as a mall Santa Claus.
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Giants GM Sabean makes it to Christmas without signing a washed-up 30-something
Giants fans throughout the country have been in complete shock this off-season as GM Brian Sabean has so far restrained himself from signing a washed-up guy in his 30s or 40s.
Carlos Beltran cancels check for Jon Niese’s nosejob after Niese offers to pay for...
Jon Niese through he was returning a favor when he offered to pay for Carlos Beltran’s mole removal, but as it turned out, he was stuck with a bill for a nose job the former Met promised to pay for.
Giants closer Wilson upset over look-alike ‘dictator’ beard at Oscars
“Actors don't understand what ballplayers go through," tweeted Willson. "I grow the beard to honor my team. #hollyweird #whackassactors."
Brian Wilson vows to return from Tommy John surgery more insane than ever
On the shelf for the rest of the season after undergoing Tommy John Thursday, offbeat Giants closer Brian Wilson has pledged to return more insane than ever.
