Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Cubs vow to avenge Dempster by bringing him back next year

Even though the Cubs managed to trade Dempster to the Rangers for two minor leaguers, Theo Epstein is said to be miffed by Dempster's stubbornness at nixing the Braves deal and promises to bring him back to the Cubs next season as retribution.

Jerry Jones refuses to go without cheerleaders at Super Bowl, hires every stripper in...

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.

Cowboys keepin’ it real in offseason

Whether it’s Michael Irvin or Terrell Owens, the Dallas Cowboys are keepin’ it real in the 2009 television season by entering the realm of reality television.

Sheets comes to Dallas; ice storm follows

DALLAS — Free-agent pitcher Ben Sheets was rumored to have been renting a car at the DFW Airport on Tuesday.

Romo to lead Cowboys

IRVING - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo told the Dallas Morning News he was ready to be a team leader in 2009. But he didn’t say why. It wasn’t the criticism of former Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman, Romo wants to lead because girlfriend Jessica Simpson said it was okay for him to do so.

Sources: Laundry soap, underwear reasons Cowboys were tardy, undisciplined in ’08

While the Cowboys may not have a squeaky-clean image, at least the team had the cleanest undergarments in the NFL.