Sunday, November 27, 2022

Heat teammates tell overrated Bosh next round will be in Atlanta

After being mislead by teammates who don't want him around for the rest of the playoffs, Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh expressed his excitement at continuing his team's postseason run, and told media sources he was healthy and ready to play Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals Sunday night in Atlanta.

Bosh preparing even better flop than last time Heat and Bulls played

Heat forward Chris Bosh is working on outperforming his famously terrible flop from this winter when Miami last played the Bulls. He's not exactly sure how he'll do it yet.

Heat surprised to learn they haven’t already won NBA Finals

Just a day after the Miami Heat held a raucous celebration that made Charles Barkley blush to honor their playoff series win over the Celtics, Miami players were surprised to learn there were two more rounds to the playoffs before anyone will be winning the 2011 NBA title.

Blogger looking silly for predicting trade of Seabrook, Kane, Toews, Sharp, Crawford, Campbell, Hossa...

As the NHL trade deadline approaches, Blackhawks blogger Scott Carney is starting to fear none of the eight key Chicago players will be dealt to other teams as he predicted last week.

Bulls take out frustrations on lowly Heat

Don't call it a comeback ... yet. The Bulls made a big statement to critics (this reporter included) about the shape of the team Wednesday night, with a 126-96 mauling of the Heat in Miami.

Bulls to Heat: [Expletive Deleted] you!

Look out, Rex Grossman. There’s a new gunslinger in town.