Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Heckler Comic: Mavs douse the Heat

The Mavs extinguish the Heat's championship dreams.

Bulls anxious to avenge elimination by Miami when league resumes play in 3 or...

After a heart-breaking Eastern Conference Finals series defeat the the Heat, the Bulls are anxiously awaiting their chance at revenge against Miami when the NBA resumes play in three or four years from its impending labor stoppage this summer.

Bulls to shut down Heat by hand-cuffing LeBron to Scalabrine

In each of the Bulls' last three losses to Miami, LeBron James has taken control down the stretch, hitting big shots to ice a late victory. That's not going to happen tonight, according to Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau, who has ordered injured 12th man Brian Scalabrine to handcuff himself to the Heat superstar before Game 5 at the United Center.

Slo-mo instant replay reveals LeBron briefly morphed into Satan against Bulls Tuesday night

"We all thought the guy made a deal with the devil when he signed with the Heat," said TNT analyst and NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley. "But now it turns out he actually is the devil. That's just turrible."

Terrified Derrick Rose thinks Mike Bibby is actually a ghost

During the first game of the Eastern Conference finals between the Bulls and Heat, a visibly shaken Derrick Rose spent much of the game assuming he was being haunted by a ghost on court, until coach Tom Thibodeau informed the league MVP that it was just Miami point guard Mike Bibby.

‘Taj Gibson dunk’ surpasses ‘sex’ and ‘Lindsay Lohan’ as world’s top Google search term

After his pair of thunderous dunks during the Bulls' 103-82 thrashing of the Heat Sunday night "Taj Gibson dunk" is currently the world's leading search term, surpassing "sex" and other hot phrases.

Anxious Bulls fans riot preemptively, just in case team doesn’t win it all

"This is a great team," said Bucktown resident and fan, Martin Held, as he torched a car on Madison and Damen. "But I'm not taking any chances. I decided to get my rioting in now just in case the Hawks series is the last one we win this season."