‘I’m glad we lost because now the pressure to go undefeated is off’ say...
In the wake of their first loss in the season to the lowly Chiefs, fans of the Packers have taken to message boards and office water coolers to awkwardly and unconvincingly express their "relief" that the their team "doesn't have to worry about that '16-0' target on their back anymore."
‘I’m not worried about the SI jinx,’ Quenneville says while smashing mirrors under a...
"I don't see what all the fuss is about, to be honest," Quenneville said while opening an umbrella inside the press conference room.
‘Jameis Winston Defense Attorney’ listed as most secure job in America
"Mr. Winston is young, high profile, with great long-term earning potential and always seeming to get caught up in some sort of legal drama," said the publication's business editor Bill Freeman. "That's a defense attorney's dream right there."
‘Joe Buck’ trending on Twitter for some inexplicable reason
Sportscaster Joe Buck was recently one of the highest trending Twitter subjects, and was therefore validated as inexplicably relevant for a period of time.
‘LaTroy-like’ bullpen spoils Marquis’ gem
Jason Marquis' impressive performance in his Cubs debut was marred by a bullpen meltdown in which a one-run Cubs lead quickly turned into a three-run deficit, from which the Cubs never recovered, losing 5-2 to the hometown Cincinnati Reds.
‘Reign Man’ rains on Bulls parade
Shawn Kemp's comeback tour looks like it's over before it started. The former Seattle Supersonic skipped a scheduled tryout with the Chicago Bulls yesterday, citing travel problems.
‘Rumble at Wrigley’ to feature Ricketts against Alderman Tunney in cage match
In what’s being billed as the “Rumble at Wrigley,” the featured match on the card pits Cubs Chairman Tom Ricketts against Wrigleyville Alderman Thomas Tunney with the combatants dueling in a 15’ x 15’ barbed wire cage.
