Saturday, November 26, 2022

Chug-Chug Comic: Ryan Braun and the case of the ‘sample’

Milwaukee Brewers star and reigning MVP Ryan Braun may have been cleared of steroid charges, but that's not the part that bothers some people the most.

With Ramirez gone, Brenly searching for new player to rag on every day

ā€œIā€™m sure gonna miss A-Ram. He was generous in giving me plenty material to criticize. From the lackadaisical way he ran the bases to his lazy fielding to his stupid haircut, he always gave me something to critique,ā€ said a beer-swigging Brenly.

Aramis unaware he’s been on a new team since December

Criticism that Aramis Ramirez is a distant and aloof teammate who fails to make any sort of connection with teammates or fans was reaffirmed last weekend when the third baseman reported to spring training for the first time as a Milwaukee Brewer, yet seemed completely unaware he was on a new team.

Heckler Image: How much extra testosterone does Ryan Braun have in his body?

How much extra testosterone does Ryan Braun have in his body?

Braun’s PED suspension overturned due to little-known ‘MVP exemption’

"No one knows about it, but MLB gives the reigning MVP a ton of leeway," said one inside source. "How do you think Barry Bonds got away with as much as he did. Seven-time MVP!"

Updated: We were sent some great entries for the Drew Gooden Photoshop

As SB Nation pointed out, here's an amazing photo of Milwaukee's Drew Gooden appearing to be terrified of the ball. Sounds like a great opportunity for a Photoshop contest. Here are a couple early entries. Email yours to theheckler@theheckler.com.

Entire NL Central demoted to Triple-A

"There simply is not enough talent, after this off-season, to remain in the major leagues," said Selig. "One team is liable to make the playoffs with 70 wins."