Milwaukee Brewers star and reigning MVP Ryan Braun may have been cleared of steroid charges, but that's not the part that bothers some people the most.
“I’m sure gonna miss A-Ram. He was generous in giving me plenty material to criticize. From the lackadaisical way he ran the bases to his lazy fielding to his stupid haircut, he always gave me something to critique,” said a beer-swigging Brenly.
Criticism that Aramis Ramirez is a distant and aloof teammate who fails to make any sort of connection with teammates or fans was reaffirmed last weekend when the third baseman reported to spring training for the first time as a Milwaukee Brewer, yet seemed completely unaware he was on a new team.
How much extra testosterone does Ryan Braun have in his body?
"No one knows about it, but MLB gives the reigning MVP a ton of leeway," said one inside source. "How do you think Barry Bonds got away with as much as he did. Seven-time MVP!"
As SB Nation pointed out, here's an amazing photo of Milwaukee's Drew Gooden appearing to be terrified of the ball. Sounds like a great opportunity for a Photoshop contest. Here are a couple early entries. Email yours to email@example.com.