Newly signed Tiger Prince Fielder has promised the city of Detroit that he will do them proud by taking their money and rapidly decaying into an obese, ineffective eyesore before their very eyes over the nine years of his $214 million contract.
“Sandberg ... damn, I knew it started with an ‘S’,” Epstein was overheard muttering as he strode by reporters before Friday’s game.
The Milwaukee Brewers knew that 2018 was going to be special. This was going to be a season unlike any in recent memory. For the first time in a long time, fans in Milwaukee had reason to be proud of their baseball team, and that reason was a certain bouncing lady sitting front row center at all Brewers home games.