Why The Wall Street Journal must be destroyed
Having not been relevant since 1993, and still subscribing to the notion that people actually care what the mouthpiece of a corrupt corporate parent company prints, The Wall Street Journal must at long last contemplate the only thing that can restore the venerable news institution to its former glory: destroying its headquarters.
Cubs sign Hologram Tupac for Soriano’s late-inning defensive replacement
With as bad as the Cubs have been to start this year, they are looking for anything living, moving or Woo-Wooing to somehow help the club and restore this proud franchise. That's why yesterday, the Cubs signed Hologram Tupac as their late inning defensive replacement for left fielder Alfonso Soriano.
Two dorks injured as Cubs blogger war turns violent
The tally: two scraped elbows and a bruised thumb. It doesn't sound like much, but when it comes to the dorks in Chicago's sports blogosphere, it's as violent as it gets.
Breaking Scandal: Cubs lost last 10 of 12 games to get a better draft...
An anonymous source confirmed that Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer determined that the Cubs could not win the World Series, so they instituted a systematic process to lose 10 of their last 12 games.
Blackhawks players banned from wearing jerseys at Amalie Arena
An intern at Amelie Arena, who wished to remain anonymous stated, "Look. Nobody should come into our house wearing their colors. This is our stompin' grounds!"
McCaskey taps Polian to help find new auto mechanic
When the "Check Engine" light suddenly appeared yesterday morning on the dashboard of Chicago Bears' CEO George McCaskey's 2011 Honda Accord, he knew exactly who to call to help start the process of making Chicago proud of his car again.
NFL flexes Bears-Vikings off the schedule completely
ing that it has flexed the Week 18 matchup between the Vikings and Bears to a more appropriate spot: off the schedule completely.
