Sunday, April 28, 2024

‘Reign Man’ rains on Bulls parade

Shawn Kemp's comeback tour looks like it's over before it started. The former Seattle Supersonic skipped a scheduled tryout with the Chicago Bulls yesterday, citing travel problems.

‘Rumble at Wrigley’ to feature Ricketts against Alderman Tunney in cage match

In what’s being billed as the “Rumble at Wrigley,” the featured match on the card pits Cubs Chairman Tom Ricketts against Wrigleyville Alderman Thomas Tunney with the combatants dueling in a 15’ x 15’ barbed wire cage.

‘Sharpie must be playing hurt’ suggests housewife who wants to nurse him back to...

"This isn't the Sharpie I know and love," said Miller after the Hawks' 6-2 loss to the Kings Wednesday night. "He's just not playing like himself. He must be hurt and I'm just the person to nurse him back to health."

‘Shirtless John Madden scandal’ not nearly as disgusting as America feared

When news out of Canada broke that John Madden was involved in a shirtless photo scandal, many around the country braced for nausea. They were relieved to learn the John Madden in question was the Chicago Blackhawks forward rather than the morbidly obese retired football announcer and coach.

‘Stros snap Sox streak – barely; 3 grand slams power explosive weekend for South...

After getting swept by the White Sox in last year's World Series, the Houston Astros came to U.S. Cellular Field this weekend with something to prove. What they ended up proving, though, is that the Sox—who won the three-game series in dramatic fashion—are clearly the better team.

‘Taj Gibson dunk’ surpasses ‘sex’ and ‘Lindsay Lohan’ as world’s top Google search term

After his pair of thunderous dunks during the Bulls' 103-82 thrashing of the Heat Sunday night "Taj Gibson dunk" is currently the world's leading search term, surpassing "sex" and other hot phrases.

‘Throw Up, Throw Back Day’ has Cub fans puking like it’s 1969

Of the many promotions this season, perhaps none was more successful than "Throw Up, Throw Back Day" during a game with the Atlanta Braves when fans were invited to puke at-will in bathroom troughs, a normal practice during the 1969 season.