Thursday, March 28, 2024

Schwartz claims title as Sensei, tells Suh to ‘sweep the leg’

A deeper look inside Lions practice reveals a culture shift occurring in Detroit. Now, Schwartz can be found dressed in a black “Cobra Kai” Gi leading karate drills during warm-ups. The team barks in unison as Schwartz -- referred to as “Sensei” -- gives instruction.

Suh fined $20,000 for poking Brady on Facebook

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell today announced Lions DE Ndamukong Suh has been fined $20,000 for poking Patriots QB Tom Brady on Facebook earlier this week. It represents the league's latest effort to curb Suh's beastly intimidation tactics but is the first time he's been fined by the league for something done off the field.

To punish Bears, Chris Harris vows to get burned for only one 70-yard TD

"I'm gonna show Jerry and Lovie I'm only marginally washed-up now," tweeted Harris. "Good luck getting more than one 70+ yarder against me is all I'm saying."

Ndamukong Suh’s headless bobblehead collection starting to freak out his teammates

“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”

NFL totally satisfied by Suh’s postgame explanation of stomping incident

“We didn’t realize you were just trying to get up by repeatedly smashing that player’s head into the ground, then jamming your cleats into his arm,” said commissioner Roger Goodell. “We’re so sorry you got ejected for that obvious attempt to regain your balance."

Suh sues NFL saying Goodell is culturally biased against clog dancing

Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has filed suit in federal court Thursday arguing that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's two-game suspension of the star defensive lineman was culturally biased.

Suh goes on anger-filled crashing-into-stuff spree

According to sources, suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh recently decided to drive around and "annihilate stuff" in his hometown of Portland, smashing any inanimate object that got in the way of his cherry Chevrolet Coupe.