JWebb wins second NFL Defensive Player of Week Award
Webb led the charge to the quarterback yet again on Monday night, getting three sacks in the first half. Jason Campbell was never able to shake the pressure from Webb and the rest of the the 49'ers.
Ozzie Guillen working as server at Brazzaz
"He said he was between gigs and was looking for a little action," said Brazzaz proprietor Joao Valentes. "Unfortunately, we didn't have any opportunities for him to do broadcast or print ad representation for us. But Ozzie's an old amigo, so I did what I could."
Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)
Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.
Bettman lobotomy ends in failure after doctors realize skull is empty
On Friday, shortly after his two-week hiatus announcement, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman underwent major surgery. In an attempt to make him a more rational person, the owners attempted to have him lobotomized.
Timberwolves sign Scottie Pippen out of retirement
"He can bring a veteran presence to our team, as long as he doesn't break a hip," said Rick Adelman, coach of the Timberwolves.
Rose credited with Bulls victory after beating Boozer senseless
Late in the 3rd, a gimpy Rose was seen talking to Boozer before slugging him in the tunnel and dragging him into the locker room.
Fans criticize Cutler for lack of quality helmet
"What's wrong with this guy?" said 44-year-old hater Bill Burns, an Arlington Heights resident. "How much does he make? He can't use some of that money to buy a good quality helmet?"
