Cubs Week in Review: Feldmania in Wrigleyville
“Feldmania” continues to rage like Barry Bonds after a bad PED injection (allegedly, of course, we have no proof) as Scott Feldman won his fourth straight start Saturday.
Patrick Kane wants to know if the Stanley Cup ‘comes pre-filled with champagne, or...
When league officials informed him he would not be allowed to make "jungle juice" or "flaming Dr. Peppers" in the cup, Kane asked, "So do we have to stick with champagne and beer? I mean, Four Loko is okay, right?"
‘Depressed’ Kane only to take home 3 or 4 girls from the bar tonight
Saddened by his team's flat performance in Saturday's 4-1 playoff loss to the Red Wings, Patrick Kane claimed to be "super depressed" and predicted he'd probably only take home three or four girls from the bar later this evening.
Boozer appears on ‘Sesame Street’ to teach meaning of the word ‘amnesty’
"Normally amnesty means granting freedom to a large group of individuals, but in the case of the NBA, it's what happens to an really, really overpaid player like me. You see, the team tells me 'bye bye,' but I still get paid. Crazy, right?"
Rose declares himself ready for Game 6 tonight
"It feels good, man. You can't rush these things, but now I'm finally back to where I can jump, cut, and move the way I know I can. I'm ready to help this team beat the Heat!" a confident Rose said.
Report: David Stern forced Derrick Rose to fake injury as unofficial suspension for gambling
"Rose's gambling had just gone out of control. He's a hyper-competitive guy, and that manifested itself with all-night poker games and off-days spent in casinos, but it really crossed a line when he started betting on games."
Kane’s response to Lady Byng nomination: ‘Is she hot?’
"Is this Lady Byng chick hot?" asked Kane. "I didn't already hook up with her or something, did I?"
