Winnetka residents turn over bikes, prize flower beds in Hawks celebration
Police reported that a 24” J.C. Higgins bicycle with a blown balloon tire was found in a Rhododendron bush with the remnants of a banana seat strewn throughout Pine Tree Lane.
Bandwagon Hawks fans outraged Bryan Bickell not a Hart Trophy finalist
"Bickell's been one of the best players in the league this season, all sixteen games. But he's not even a finalist for the Hart Trophy! Instead it's between Crosby, Ovechkin, and John Tavares. I've never even heard of that last guy."
Evan Rodriguez changes uniform number to .17
The NFL has long frowned upon players changing uniform numbers in mid-career. That’s why it was a surprise when the league approved the Bears Evan Rodriguez new number, .17.
Justin Bieber placed on suicide watch after Heat, Kings lose
Nobody took the near-simultaneous losses harder than Heat/Kings diehard fan Justin Bieber.
Former Cub Tony Campana draws rail position in the Belmont Stakes
With no horse vying for the Triple Crown to spark interest in the Belmont Stakes, officials at Belmont Park have extended an invitation to Arizona Diamondbacks minor leaguer Tony Campana.
JaMarcus Russell gets lost going to Halas Hall after 3-hour stop at Old Country...
Security cameras at a local Old Country Buffet show six members of the staff carrying out of the restaurant a kicking-and-screaming Russell who was yelling "I'm still hungry you jackasses"
Starlin Castro changes name to Okaylin
Unable to handle the pressure of living up to his first name name, Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro has changed his first name to Okaylin.
