Cutler contract poison pill: If he throws 25 picks, team will re-sign J’Marcus Webb
"What better way to scare Cutler into making fewer unwise throws than threatening to re-sign the left tackle who anchored an offensive line that once let him get sacked 52 times?"
Lovie Smith given second chance to miss playoffs 5 of next 6 years
“I’m extremely excited for the opportunity,” Smith said in an introductory press conference. “To take this team to water, then not allow them to drink is something I greatly look forward to.”
Bears annual post season press conference enters second week
As local scribes scrambled to grab make-shift cots to nap in between transitional presentations from GM to coach, the filibuster was expected to continue for at least four more days.
Cutler, Bears, agree to 7-year contract of not caring
Representatives for Jay Cutler and the Bears have announced the two sides have agreed to a seven-year contract of not caring, ensuring that the Bears starting quarterback of the past five seasons will continuing his patented brand of apathy through the 2020 season.
Cubs still undefeated in 2014
Other positive signs so far this year include Starlin Castro not daydreaming once during a play, no missed cutoff men, and the team still hasn't blown a three-run lead by giving up a walkoff grand slam.
Bears to face Lions in inaugural TheHeckler.com Bowl
"The Heckler is a real farce of a publication, so we thought this would be a great opportunity to set up a farce of a bowl game for these farcical football teams to play in."
New Cutler contract includes incentives to not say ‘whatever’
A source close to the team said, “If Jay doesn’t say ‘whatever’ in press conferences and during his radio program, he’ll earn a bonus of $50,000 per event. It could total as much as $1 million for each season.”
