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"I'm not even on his team and I think he deserves the Vezina," said Tukka Rask. "Did you see the goaltending he did? Neither did I! That's how good he is!"

Stiviano and Clark reportedly met at the Sheraton Chicago Hotel and Towers during Cubs Convention 2014. Stiviano didn’t plan on being on the hotel to meet the true love of her life. She actually was there just hoping to meet young up-and-coming Cubs player.

"We don't have a game tonight?" Toews asked, rolling his eyes. "Can we just get this started already? When did we last play? Sunday? Let's go! We're all bored in the locker room. Trust me you don't want Kaner to have additional time on his hands. Let's just play St. Louis again. Sharpie even suggested we'll give them another two-game lead."

“It may be unconventional to have a playoff team in the lottery,” stated Silver. “But I can’t in good conscience ignore the plight of a team that fails to score 70 points in an elimination game.”

“We thought we were in good shape at the half, tied at 41," Joakim Noah told reporters after the game. “But when we came out for the second half and it was like Nova Scotia out there, we just didn’t adjust and it cost us the game and the series."

"The first order of business is to make sure we have plenty of craft beers and gourmet hot dogs," joked Bowman. "Ah, I kid you. Those have nothing to do with championships. The first thing we have to do is sign good players. I've noticed the team hasn't really done that much in the last hundred years or so."

"Listen, when the Hawks and Blues face off in the playoffs, we know how it's going to go. 75% of the time, one team will have the lead before coughing it up with minutes or seconds left to go, be it a power play on a [Brent] Seabrook penalty or an advantageous short-ranged shot from Bryan Bickell. But at the end of the day, fans are waiting around for three hours to get the same result they'd see from watching five minutes of an overtime game."