It’s been an eventful week for V. Stiviano. The back-stabbing mistress of Donald Sterling has been in an out of the news for exposing her boyfriend as a racist who hated the very people he worked with on a daily basis. Well now it seems that good things can happen to media-starved gold-digging home-wreckers. Stiviano has reportedly found the true love of her life with Clark, the controversial new Cubs Mascot.

Stiviano and Clark reportedly met at the Sheraton Chicago Hotel and Towers during Cubs Convention 2014. Stiviano didn’t plan on being on the hotel to meet the true love of her life. She actually was there just hoping to meet young up-and-coming Cubs player.

As for Clark, he was just looking for a place to hide when the Wrigley faithful realized this wasn’t a gag and then they started pelting him with full cans of Old-Style. Stiviano saw Clark and offered him shelter in her Comped luxury-suite as soon as he showed her seven years worth of bank statements. The two have been inseparable ever since.

As their whirlwind romance gets stronger, unconfirmed reports from both RadarOnline and continued to circulate, suggesting that there was audio-tape of an anonymous mascot referring to the Milwaukee Brewers Racing Sausages as lazy and ungrateful, even going so far as to refer to the Polish Sausage as a “RUDE LITTLE PIG!”