Hawks re-sign Kane’s mullet and Toews’ sideburns to 8-year contract
As an added bonus to the signing of Kane's mullet and Toews' sideburns, perennial All-Stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are included as part of the deal.
Melo ultimately not swayed by other teams’ abilities to Photoshop him in their jerseys
"I give those teams a lot of credit," said Anthony. "It was really creative for them to do what all the bloggers have been doing for more than 10 years and Photoshop me in their jersey."
Wada demands to be sent back to Iowa after Cubs bullpen blows his win
"This sort of thing never happened in the land of corn and beefy people," said Wada, referring apparently to Iowa. "The players there, they are good. They don't let things like this happen."
Thibodeau furious after Bulls nix his ESPN Body Issue photos
ESPN The Magazine published its annual Body Issue today without Chicago's coach. Thibodeau, who posed for the magazine, was excited to show the world more than just his x's and o's. However, Paxson and Forman demanded ESPN delete the photos from the final edition.
Cubs trade player to be named later in Samardzija-Hammel deal to Korean League
The Cubs have dealt the player to be named later from the Oakland A’s in the Jeff Samardzija-Jason Hammel trade to the Incheon SK Wyverns of the Korea Professional League.
Samardzija trade prompts 105-year-old fan to admit Cubs may not win Series in his...
"We trade two tapioca puddings for ... wait, I mean two solid starters for another shortstop prospect?" asked Benson as he somewhat feebly shook his fist. "That's a two-year plan at best! I don't have that kind of time!"
Local man thinks Iowa Cubs bat boy is the answer for big league club
Iowa Cubs honorary bat boy Chase Fahey thought the best day of his life was when he threw out the first pitch at Principal Park and handed uber-prospects Kris Bryant and Javier Beaz bats before they headed to the on deck circle this week. One Cubs fan thinks that one day was just a sample size of what’s to come.
