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“You know, I just did what any other good-headed, I mean hearted, citizen would do in that situation,” said the 45-year-old Buck, with the plane’s tire marks still just barely visible on his alien-like cranium.

"It gets cold in Chicago? Seriously?" Cubs VP of Ballpark Operations Carl Rice. "Hmm. We had no clue."

You've heard of Cards Against Humanity, the popular (and often raunchy) party game. Well, here's a version for anyone who can't stand St. Louis or its baseball team.

New Cubs skipper Joe Maddon brings with him a winning resume, but it's his ability to carry on normal -- and even interesting -- conversations that has some players on the team truly flustered.

Following the premature release of the 3rd season of "House of Cards" earlier this week, Netflix erred again and posted the Chicago Cubs' entire 2015 season on Friday. The mistake was caught within 30 hours and all games were pulled off the service, but not before several hundred area viewers were able to view most of the season.

“Talking baseball with Jim Frey, doing shots and beers with Harry Carey and catching fungos off the bat of Shawon Dunston are memories that are simply priceless,” Williams wrote on his blog titled “Williams: Believe It or Not.”

The Chicago Cubs have decided to open the 2015 season as the Chicago Rats, paying homage to the many colonies of rats that have apparently been living at Wrigley Field for the past century.