Thursday, March 28, 2024

‘Throw Up, Throw Back Day’ has Cub fans puking like it’s 1969

Of the many promotions this season, perhaps none was more successful than "Throw Up, Throw Back Day" during a game with the Atlanta Braves when fans were invited to puke at-will in bathroom troughs, a normal practice during the 1969 season.

Ricketts to bus over Iowa Cubs for 2022 Field of Dreams game

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was overjoyed on Monday night upon hearing the news that his team had been selected to the 2022 Field of Dreams game to face the Cincinnati Reds. In...

Why The Wall Street Journal must be destroyed

Having not been relevant since 1993, and still subscribing to the notion that people actually care what the mouthpiece of a corrupt corporate parent company prints, The Wall Street Journal must at long last contemplate the only thing that can restore the venerable news institution to its former glory: destroying its headquarters.

Cubs sign Hologram Tupac for Soriano’s late-inning defensive replacement

With as bad as the Cubs have been to start this year, they are looking for anything living, moving or Woo-Wooing to somehow help the club and restore this proud franchise. That's why yesterday, the Cubs signed Hologram Tupac as their late inning defensive replacement for left fielder Alfonso Soriano.

Two dorks injured as Cubs blogger war turns violent

The tally: two scraped elbows and a bruised thumb. It doesn't sound like much, but when it comes to the dorks in Chicago's sports blogosphere, it's as violent as it gets.

Breaking Scandal: Cubs lost last 10 of 12 games to get a better draft...

An anonymous source confirmed that Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer determined that the Cubs could not win the World Series, so they instituted a systematic process to lose 10 of their last 12 games.

Convention Update: Cubs fan and horrible bar food lover to hit up Kitty O’Sheas...

"I know people call it 'Shitty Okays,' but something about terrible overpriced bar food really gets to me," said David Stibe, from Davenport. "Even though the Convention isn't there this year, I just feel like I have to stop by for a $14 corned beef sandwich, hockey puck that it is."