Rahm scalps his remaining Cubs playoff tix to balance city budget
"Everyone made a big deal about the playoff tickets I was able to buy at face value," said Emanuel. "Little did all those idiots know it was all part of my plan to fix this city's broken financial situation."
Cubs clinch 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 NL Central titles
"Look, any time you wrap up a division title for the next four years it's a big deal," said Maddon. "These young guys need to get used to this sort of thing as it's pretty clear we're going to be winning these titles for a while."
7-year-old Cubs fan: ‘I’ve waited my whole entire life for this’
Pete Sanderson could hardly contain himself as he watched the Cubs celebrate their 2016 NL Central title on TV after school Friday afternoon.
Rahm congratulates Cubs for taking attention away from all the murders
Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel today congratulated the Cubs on their NL Central Division title and amazing 2016 run, adding that he was especially thankful the baseball team is deflecting attention away from the city's soaring murder rate, among its many other problems.
Sox fan saving cash to buy jerseys of possible Cubs playoff opponents
"Sure, it may set me back a few hundred dollars, but as a true White Sox fan, no amount of money is too much to show my disdain for the Cubs," said Johnson.
Only a few spots remain for Thursday’s Cubs-Cards outing at Wrigley
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Cubs fan makes petition for Kris Bryant to wear tighter baseball pants
A petition is circulating online for Cubs third baseman and heartthrob, Kris Bryant, to ditch his traditional baggy baseball pants for something a little tighter.
