Sunday, May 19, 2024

Over-excited Bears bronze Cutler’s arm during bye week

Following only a few impressive games, the Bears took an unusual measure toward preserving the arm of their new franchise quarterback. A team official confirmed Jay Cutler's right arm had been plated in copper after the team's win over the Lions last Sunday.

Salaam, Enis give Forte advice

Bears RB Matt Forte has had a tough go thus far in his second season, and struggled mightily Sunday night against Atlanta. Former promising Chicago tailbacks Rashaan Salaam and Curtis Enis have begun offering Forte some words of wisdom.

Lovie’s moment of indigestion mistaken for emotion after ugly loss to Bengals

Despite video evidence suggesting he clearly expressed disgust after Chicago's 35-point loss against Cincinnati Sunday, Bears head coach Lovie Smith continues to vehemently deny a public display of emotion ever happened.

Park District places Walter Payton statue on Soldier Field playing surface

Sunday marked the 10th anniversary of Walter Payton's untimely passing and an apparent end to the ongoing disagreement over a proposed Soldier Field statue of the legendary running back.

Urlacher injury to lead to a 37% population increase

The U.S. Census Bureau released a report estimating that Brian Urlacher's season-ending wrist injury will be directly responsible for a 37 percent rise in the population due to the additional time the linebacker can spend impregnating women.

Hester found at Field Museum after meandering punt return; Also seen on stage at...

The improved play of wide receiver Devin Hester has helped the Bears offense vertically stretch the field this season, yet the speedster's punt returns continue to take him backwards, sideline-to-sideline and beyond.

Top 15 ways Lovie Smith prepares for game day

After Sunday's 20-point loss to the Cardinals, Bears fans are wondering how coach Lovie Smith gets his team ready for a game. Here are the top 15 ways.