Bears hire Urlacher as head groundskeeper to re-grow Soldier Field sod
"It's really easy," said Urlacher. "You just take thousands of blades of grass from healthier areas of the field and insert them one-by-one in the bare areas."
After years of hair restoration, Brian Urlacher now just a big Wookiee
For years, commuting Chicagoans have been greeted by the unwelcoming smile of former Bears linebacker, Brian Urlacher in a series of billboards along the Dan Ryan.
Justin Fields decides to ‘take up baseball or something’
The Bears were dealt a blow Thursday night after their first-round pick Justin Fields announced he’s giving up football effective immediately.
‘I’m glad we lost because now the pressure to go undefeated is off’ say...
In the wake of their first loss in the season to the lowly Chiefs, fans of the Packers have taken to message boards and office water coolers to awkwardly and unconvincingly express their "relief" that the their team "doesn't have to worry about that '16-0' target on their back anymore."
‘I bet the Packers are going to tank just to screw the Bears!’ says...
"The one time I find myself rooting for Green Bay, I know they're going to tank against the Vikings Sunday just to screw the Bears," said Emmert, blissfully ignorant to the fact that a Packers win in Minneapolis solidifies a first-round bye for Green Bay.
‘Golden Girls’ and the Raiders front office: Bears players give thanks
Bears players celebrated the holiday by sharing what they were thankful for during media day.
’85 Bears reunite at White House to record new opening for MNF
President Obama has invited the Super Bowl XX championship Bears to the White House after their original visit was postponed in 1986 and never rescheduled. While there, ESPN has convinced them to reunite the ‘Shufflin' Crew’ to record a new opening for MNF.
