Friday, March 29, 2024

Big Ben’s arrival causes spike in Dallas area mace sales and self-defense class enrollments

Upon the arrival of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for the Super Bowl, Dallas area women have been arming to the teeth to defend themselves against the two-time accused sexual assaulter. Local bartender Susie ‘Bulldog’...

Sports sites develop ‘Fantasy Football: Lockout Edition’ based on off-field exploits

“With Lockout Edition, you generate points on what a player does off the field, instead of on it,” said an ESPN.com representative. “Points will be awarded based on players who get charged with a DUI, murder, rape, possession of a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, animal cruelty, and so on.”

Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...

Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.

NFL flexes Bears-Vikings off the schedule completely

ing that it has flexed the Week 18 matchup between the Vikings and Bears to a more appropriate spot: off the schedule completely.

McCaskey taps Polian to help find new auto mechanic

When the "Check Engine" light suddenly appeared yesterday morning on the dashboard of Chicago Bears' CEO George McCaskey's 2011 Honda Accord, he knew exactly who to call to help start the process of making Chicago proud of his car again.

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 1, 2013

6 – Chicago Bears Bear Downs beat Team Hardknocks 24-21 as Jay Cavallari hits his best bro Brandon Marshall for winning score. My boy “Peanut” Tillman ambushed Bengals by just grabbing the ball out of the air instead of his “Peanut Punch” which I taught him.

The Heckler’s On Deck

The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports this month.