Friday, April 26, 2024

John Scott to wear Kane’s jersey and skate on knees in hopes Canucks will...

Frustrated after watching the Canucks slash and hit smaller players but skate away from enforcer John Scott, the Blackhawks are going to pull the old switcheroo.

Canucks to play all of Game 7 with goalie pulled

With their number one goalie shell-shocked and backup injured, the Canucks have decided to go sans netminder for the series-deciding game against the Blackhawks Tuesday night in Vancouver.

Henrik Sedin quits hockey to pursue Olympic diving

The Vancouver Canucks were dealt a huge blow Tuesday afternoon when superstar center Henrik Sedin announced he is quitting hockey to pursue his true passion: diving.

Canucks fans, players and front office excited to whine their way into second round

After a thrilling first-round OT Game 7 win in Vancouver over the Blackhawks Tuesday night, the Canucks and their fans said they are really excited to be whining their way into the second round where their incessant complaining and bellyaching is sure to annoy the crap out of Nashville, their next opponent.

Blackhawks opponents resort to hair pulling

The Blackhawks met their potential first round playoff rival at the United Center Sunday, and the Canucks sent back a clear message, "We are not above fighting like school girls if it helps us win."

Bettman folds Canucks as Vancouver ‘again proves itself unworthy of an NHL franchise’

Bettman made the announcement from a limousine in downtown Vancouver that was being rocked back and forth by a few dozen local hooligans Wednesday night.

Blackhawks losing streak hits six after OT loss to Habs

There has been a lot of excitement in Chicago claiming the Blackhawks are on the rise. The billboards shout "Red Rising" all over the city. But here the Hawks are in 13th place in the Western Conference and currently riding a six-game losing streak--their longest of the season--after falling to the Montreal Canadiens in overtime last night 4-3.