Thursday, May 2, 2024

Andy Reid bolts early from game with Eagles for Geno’s Philly Cheesesteaks

“I couldn’t hold it any longer. My tongue was hanging out thinking about the Wiz Cheesesteak sandwich and the Freedom Fries,“ Reid told ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, his BFF from his days as the Eagles coach.

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2013 (Eagles)

Play along as the Bears take on the Eagles in a game that may or may not have playoff implications thanks to the NFL's flex scheduling.

Quenneville refuses to freak out over Toews injury despite chaotic scene

"It's nothing serious," Quenneville said as paramedics streamed past him with Toews on a gurney, clutching at his shoulder.

Too much depth and a lack of egos poses problem for Blackhawks

Quenneville: "I can't joke around with them at all. They take everything so seriously. They're such team players that they're just going with the flow, no matter what line I put them on."

Herbstreit: Loss to Northwestern ‘worst thing to ever happen to Penn State football program’

"This Penn State program is at the lowest I've ever seen it," said Herbstreit. "How do you let a mediocre Northwestern program come into your house and beat you by 23? It's just unconscionable."

Gerrit Cole claims sun is not the best star in solar system

"I believe the best team in the league right now are the Braves, I think that Augie Ojeda is the best baseball player of all time, and Joey Fatone was the best member of NSYNC. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it."

Trump seeking to deport Vikings to whatever shithole country they’re from

Following their 38-7 shellacking in Philadelphia Sunday night, President Donald Trump demanded the entire team be deported.