Monday, June 17, 2024

James Dolan thrilled ‘Steve’ Nash is coming to New York

“We find it best to just let him think what he wants to think,” said an anonymous employee of Dolan’s. “It’s like his ears have a Knicks filter. Everything is about the Knicks. Eventually he’ll realize this was a hockey move, but for now, we’ll let him be.”

Knicks hope Felton and Kidd spark ‘Lin-effect’ with fatties and drunks

With “Linsanity” cured in the tri-state area, the Knicks have turned their marketing attention to a new point guard duo.

Kidd blames DUI on drinking sorrows away after signing with Knicks

Hours after getting drunk and signing with the Knicks, Jason Kidd sobered up long enough to remember he had signed with the Knicks, then drank away his sorrows. Kidd capped off the self-proclaimed "worst day of my life" by getting behind the wheel of his Escalade and crashing it into a tree.

Knicks players follow Stoudemire’s lead and punch things to avoid finishing Heat series

Knicks’ GM Glen Grunwald forwarded forfeit papers to the NBA league office today after it was discovered that every Knicks player intentionally suffered a season-ending injury on Tuesday. The Miami Heat will advance to the quarter finals after winning only two of seven games.

Mike D’Antoni hired to coach 5th-grade CYO team in Queens

"I'm excited to bring St. Nash to the top of the league and bring this community, and myself, a championship," D'Antoni said at his introductory team meeting, held in the basement of starting point guard Tommy Antholin.

Larry Johnson follows Magic’s lead, offers to buy Mets for $2 million

With the Dodgers selling for a record $2 billion, now would be a great time for Fred Wilpon to take offers on the Mets. Taking a page out of Magic Johnson’s book, former Knick Larry Johnson has already put together a group of investors in hopes of buying the Amazins for $2 million.

Congrats to Vin C., the $100 winner for last month’s most popular post

Congrats to Vin C.. who won top prize in our monthly $100 giveaway for The Heckler's most popular post of February. His "J..R. Smith’s new haircut is a secret jab at LeBron’s hairline" article and image was hands-down our most popular piece of the month.