Tim Tebow woos press conference attendees with spontaneous rendition of ‘Zou Bisou Bisou’
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow spontaneously broke into song on Monday, wooing the media at his introductory press conference by singing an even sultrier version of "Zou Bisou Bisou," the song made famous by Sunday night's episode of Mad Men.
Heckler Comic: Tebow descends on the Jets
Quarterback Tim Tebow is a Jet, and New York will never be the same.
Desperate ESPN photoshops Tebow’s face onto Mars rover pic
"What you're looking at is a live feed of Tim Tebow's visage on the surface of Mars," said ESPN football analyst Adam Schefter. "Wow. This is definitely going to create a QB controversy here in the Milky Way ... and also at Jets camp."
Favre spotted lurking around Jets camp; seen walking the other way after Ryan orders...
“I wouldn’t even have noticed him because it was business as usual,” said season-ticket holder Roy Hiller. “I was just watching Tebow overshoot his intended target by about seven feet, and then I hear a loud audible ‘Aww, c’mon!!!’ coming from the bushes. That’s when I saw Brett.”
From the Lastros to the Cleveland Frowns, The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos
Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
Mets forget to show for Phillies game because they thought season was already over
After a putrid loss against the Milwaukee Brewers in which they only collected two hits, the New York Mets forgot to show up for their regularly-scheduled home game against the Phillies on Monday night, citing that "we thought the season ended already."
Sanchez asks Tillman, Briggs to play WR for Jets during Bears’ bye week
“The two have more receiving touchdowns than Calvin Johnson for crying out loud,” said an agitated Sanchez. “Surely they can catch better than Chaz Shilens and Jeremy Kerly. Hell, we already have [Antonio] Cromartie playing DB and wide receiver!”
