Thursday, October 22, 2020

The Heckler’s Second-Best Sports Town Tournament

With an unfortunate lack of viable competitions this March, we decided to unleash a tournament to determine the second-best sports town in America. We already know the winner (Chicago).

Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida

A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.

ESPN broadcasts 1 millionth Tom Brady speculation segment

Where will Tom Brady play in 2020 and does anyone outside New England really care about the soon-to-be 43-year-old with a shot arm? Outside of ESPN, not really. But boy do the hosts of First Take, Get Up, SportsCenter and even NBA: The Jump sure do!

Astros and Red Sox swap trash cans to kick off Spring Training

"What a better way to commemorate our last few seasons than to exchange something that’s been so crucial to the success of both our organizations?”

Mookie Betts to pursue bowling instead of joining Dodgers

The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.

Breaking: Red Sox infamous bullpen cop stole signs during 2018 World Series

A shocking report today alleges the Boston police officer who guards the Red Sox bullpen stole signs from pitchers and catchers during the team’s 2018 World Series run. The famous cop allegedly had a Go-Pro hidden in his uniform for various games that season.

Bill Belichick denies spying allegations while dangling from rope in secured vault

While suspended above a weight sensitive floor in a maximum security intelligence, compound Bill Belichick repeatedly denied all accusations of spying on the Bengals’ sidelines earlier this month.