The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.

“I figured I’ll probably never win a ring here, since it’s the Dodgers, so the best way to get some hardware from now on is in the bowling alley,” said Betts. “Plus there are way more true bowling fans out there than true Dodgers fans.”

David Price, on the other hand, has a much better feeling about his new threads after being notoriously known for getting shelled versus other AL East teams.

“The NL West isn’t nearly as good as the AL East,” said Price. “I’m just glad I can throw a slider and it won’t go 500 feet anymore.”

The Dodgers have revamped their star-studded team for 2020, which almost guarantees another disappointing loss in the playoffs.