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Anthony Rizzo will miss today’s game to give eulogy for the ball he murdered last night
As Rizzo rounded third, a silence fell over the crowd and many fans removed their hats out of respect for the life the ball had given to the players and fans.
Game of Thrones actors make Cubs-Nats Sunday Night Baseball predictions
Millions will be watching as the battle for the Iron Throne culminates Sunday night, but the actors for the hit HBO series will be tuned in elsewhere. When not on set or filming a scene, most GOT actors are in their trailers watching whatever baseball game they can get their eyes on. With many Cubs […]
Javy quits baseball to pursue career as full-time magician
In a shocking turn of events, Cubs’ all-star shortstop Javy Baez has decided to quit baseball to pursue a career as a magician.
Hot Stove Shocker: Harper, Bryant quit baseball to become next Siegfried & Roy
At a Mirage Hotel press conference, home town heroes Harper and Bryant explained why they will now continue the legacy of iconic Las Vegas illusionists Siegfried & Roy rather than play baseball.
Cubs secretly brace for Arrieta’s Body Issue jinx
A confidential source close to the situation reported the latest. "Although [Cubs general manager Jed] Hoyer said he was fine with Arrieta displaying his work ethic for the world to see, he firmly believes in the Body Issue Jinx."
Theo Epstein apologizes for leaked internet ESPN the Magazine body photos: ‘I was young. I needed the money’
"To say I'm beyond embarrassed by these photos is an understatement," said Epstein. "That was a dark period in my life. I was young. I needed the money."
Cubs expect 56-game losing streak until next Padres series in August
"I'm starting to think the Padres are the Dodgers' Triple-A affiliate," said Cubs manager Dale Sveum. "But many NL Central Division opponents have at least one player I can name. How are we going to beat those guys?"