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Cubs acquire Mike Trout for entirety of Wrigley Field and a player to be named later
The Cubs have done the unthinkable and acquired the best player in baseball but at a steep cost: Wrigley Field.
Greenpeace scolds Robel Garcia for dropping 454-foot bomb into the SF Bay–likely decimating nearby marine life
Cubs fans rejoiced after Robel Garcia crushed a home run in the second-inning against the Giants Monday night, but a leading environmental organization was far from pleased as the ball left the stadium and splashed down in McCovey Cove.
Clark the Cub arrested after showing up at kids birthday party without pants
Longtime Cubs fan, Sean Cunningham, felt he had no choice but to call the police after Cubs mascot, Clark the Cub, showed up at his seven-year-old’s birthday party without wearing any pants.
Local Cubs fan swears he won’t bad mouth Darvish again until his next bad game
Local Cubs fan, John Casey, swears he is done bad mouthing Cubs pitcher Yu Darvish both in-person to his friends and on all social media platforms. That is of course until Darvish has another bad game. “Listen, I’m a big enough person to admit when I was wrong,” said Casey of Roscoe Village. “When Darvish […]
Cubs use Sabermetrics, FaceApp to sign Baez through 2043
President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein locked down the Cubs future Tuesday night by signing MVP candidate Javier Baez to a historic contract through 2043.
New and improved Jason Heyward admits to using performance enhancers
Many have been skeptical of Heyward’s recent success--wondering how the right fielder has been able to drastically turn it around. Heyward himself had the simple answer.
After incredible debut, experts predict Adbert will replace Michael as most popular baby name by March 2020
While Adbert doesn’t exactly appear in any baby naming books, the loyal Cubs fans vowed people would soon become familiar with it.
