Tale of the Tape: Horse racing Randy Moss vs. NFL Randy Moss
Because of the stark contrast between two sports figures named Randy Moss, we here at The Heckler thought it would be fun to do a Tale of the Tape to determine just who the greatest Randy Moss is - the reporter or the cocky NFL receiver.
Susannah Collins admits to placing curse on Blackhawks
“She said that eight-legged creatures would rain from the sky,” said UC employee Sam McAllister. “Sounded like gibberish to me. Then she yelled something about the Hawks never winning as long as the zebras ruled the land. I laughed. It makes me cry a little to think that I laughed.”
Starlin Castro criticized for not hustling during slow-motion replay
“Starlin should really be aware in that situation that every other player on the field has slowed down,” said Sullivan. “If he just manages to keep hustling, that’s easily an infield hit.”
’85 Bears reunite at White House to record new opening for MNF
President Obama has invited the Super Bowl XX championship Bears to the White House after their original visit was postponed in 1986 and never rescheduled. While there, ESPN has convinced them to reunite the ‘Shufflin' Crew’ to record a new opening for MNF.
Back to the Future’s Doc Brown in mix for Cubs gig
Brown then pulled out a picture, pointed at the fading visage of Jed Hoyer and ran into a strange old barn that has recently appeared on Waveland Avenue.
Sochi 2014: What did we learn?
Believe it or not, a Winter Olympics just happened in Sochi, Russia. The valiant souls who attempted to live there for a couple weeks were treated to ideal (spring) weather, living conditions that could...
BREAKING NEWS: Men get distracted by ‘Giant Boobs’
WSCR-AM afternoon host Dan Bernstein Wednesday night confirmed what many women have believed, but no man would ever confirm: Men get distracted by "giant boobs". In a reply to a tweet by co-worker Matt...
