Papa John’s, Nationwide ask Manning for refunds after loss to Colts
Founder "Papa" John Schnatter said pizza sales during the game plunged 20 percent after the Colts took an early 7-point lead, and declined 63 percent by the middle of the fourth quarter.
Brett Favre comes out of retirement to regain all-time touchdown record
"If we're being completely honest, I've been looking for a convenient excuse to get back out there on the field and show these kids what a real quarterback looks like."
Mustached Peyton Manning burns down Omaha, Nebraska
Though details are currently sketchy, numerous sources are saying that the fire seems to have been set intentionally and maliciously by Peyton Manning, wearing a fake mustache in an unsuccessful attempt to hide his identity.
Super Bowl continues to be delayed, pending arrival of Broncos
"Maybe they got caught in a traffic jam on a bridge or something," said New Jersey governor Chris Christie. "It's been known to happen from time to time."
80% of Americans plan to wait until Super Bowl hits Netflix or Amazon Prime
"Maybe Netflix will release all the Super Bowls at once, including this year's," said avid House of Cards fan and casual sports watcher Mike Benson. "That would be great. I could binge them all in two days."
Super Bowl XLVIII Bingo — Seahawks vs. Broncos
Play along as the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos do battle on the biggest stage of them all, except for the halftime stage, of course.
NFL sets Super Bowl start for 4:20 p.m. EST
"I hope there's like a ton of Taco Bell Dorito Locos spots during the game, because I could eat those things all day, man. All freaking day. Hey, have you seen my Visine? I have a press conference in 10 minutes," said Goodell.
