Cubs send Astros flowers, ask them not to leave
It became apparent over the weekend that the Cubs suddenly noticed the value of their partners in shame when thousands of bouquets of flowers appeared around Minute Maid park with notes that read: “Gonna miss u. Baby plz don’t go."
Selig announces 28 teams will qualify for playoffs next year; Only Cubs and Astros...
While some are complaining that baseball's new expanded playoff format is merely rewarding mediocrity as several .500 clubs chase a postseason spot, Bud Selig is so in love with the new setup that he's opening up the playoffs to all but two teams next season.
Not one soul in entire universe able to explain why Cubs-Astros series should be...
"Umm, yeah, I'm not so sure," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "I guess the ivy looks kind of nice this time of year."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 10 (Houston Texans)
Play along as the Bears take on the Texans in a game the media will hail as the Bears' chance to prove themselves against a real team.
Cubs beg MLB to return Astros to the NL Central
"Come on, Bud, send them back where they belong!" Cubs chairman Tom Ricketts shouted while pounding on Commissioner Bud Selig's office door. "Please, please, PLEASE! I'll be your friend since I know you don't have any!" Ricketts pleaded as Selig hid under the desk in his locked, darkened office.
Astros and Mets to sit out 2014 MLB season
In a move that's being described as cost-cutting, convenient and pragmatic, the Houston Astros and New York Mets will sit out the upcoming Major League Baseball season.
Trump bars Raiders and Texans from returning to U.S. from Mexico
President-elect Donald Trump followed through with his campaign promise of deportation on Monday night by barring the Oakland Raiders and Houston Texans from returning to the U.S. following their game in Mexico City.
