Thursday, April 18, 2024

Tampa Bay Rays fans hope to finally end 16-year World Series drought

To put this curse in perspective, the Rays became a professional baseball franchise all the way back in 1998. Back then, Bill Clinton was President of the United States and Apple hadn’t even invented the iPad.

Blackhawks players banned from wearing jerseys at Amalie Arena

An intern at Amelie Arena, who wished to remain anonymous stated, "Look. Nobody should come into our house wearing their colors. This is our stompin' grounds!"

NHL update: Tampa’s spelling woes continue

Recently, the Lightning had egg on their face by presenting a local former sheriff a jersey spelled as, "sherriff." Turns out, they also misspelled their own name. The team is actually the "Tampa Bay Lighting," with their logo being a dim bulb.

Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida

A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.

Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay

Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Gronk joins Buccaneers because he thinks they’re actual pirates

Rob Gronkowski requested a trade to Tampa Bay on Tuesday not because his former QB Tom Brady is currently there but because he appears to believes the Buccaneers are actually pirates.

Sources: Bucs were forced to throw in toilet paper and hand sanitizer to finalize...

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers desperately wanted to trade for Rob Gronkowski and were willing to throw in even some of their most valuable assets.