Dance puppet, dance: Jerry Jones adds another minstrel with Campo signing
With the addition of former head coach Dave Campo as his new secondary coach, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has officially assembled a crack coaching staff ready and waiting to do his bidding.
Bulls beat T’Wolves, but fail to secure Big Macs for sold-out crowd
With the 72nd consecutive sold-out crowd reaching a fever pitch, the Bulls stood just four points and two minutes away from hitting the 100-point mark, thereby giving all fans in attendance a free Big Mac.
Bears hire Chuck Norris as defensive coordinator
With the Bears' defense finishing the season ranked near the bottom of the NFL, head coach Lovie Smith has decided Brian Urlacher and company need a little inspiration next season. So the Chicago coach has hired Chuck Norris, the martial arts master and star of the movie Sidekicks, be the team's next defensive coordinator.
Next Jerry Jones plastic surgery to be featured on ‘Dr. 90210’
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones--in a move that's sure to downplay any news regarding his team's front office moves--has announced his next facelift will be broadcast on an upcoming episode of the E! Network's "Dr. 90210."
Bulls drop both weekend home games, but fans still buying tickets
News flash: the Bulls suck.
Hicks approaches Ryan to join Rangers as team president and fifth starter
Rangers owner Tom Hicks recently asked local icon Nolan Ryan to be the team's new president this week and word is that the agreement will also see him inserted as the fifth man in the rotation.
Hendry to complete Roberts deal by Spring Training 2028
The deal to bring Orioles All-Star second baseman Brian Roberts to the Cubs that appeared to be imminent just a few weeks ago has come to a complete standstill in recent days. However, GM Jim Hendry still has high hopes that Roberts, and perhaps lefty Erik Bedard, will become Cubs sometime in relatively near future.
