Aug 09 issue: Soto stuck in MRI machine; Fan with iPhone misses game; Cutler...
Great news: The Heckler's August issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
Adam Burish flies to Buffalo just in case other cab drivers retaliate
When news broke of Patrick Kane's arrest for beating up a Buffalo cab driver over 20 cents, most people familiar with Chicago sports were shocked and dismayed by the young Hawk's reckless, out-of-character behavior.
Blackhawks fans happy to see Kaner get in a fight, but a little concerned...
Blackhawks fans were happy to read today that superstar Patrick Kane -- thought of as a bit of a non-aggressive weakling -- got in the first fight of his young career early Sunday morning.
Kevin Butler’s comeback attempt foiled
Ex-Bear Kevin Butler's comeback attempt was thwarted when his scheme was uncovered by police in his Chicago-area home.
New Cubs pitcher no one ever heard of before sets wholly unrealistic expectations in...
Fresh off his trade from Pittsburgh, new Cubs pitcher Tom Gorzelanny exceeded all expectations Tuesday night, throwing a gem as the Cubs beat the Reds 6-3 and maintained their first-place tie with the Cardinals.
Gregg thinks he still plays for Marlins, hands series win to Florida
Cubs closer Kevin Gregg forgot this weekend he no longer plays for the Marlins, blowing a pair of saves against Florida while thinking he was throwing batting practice to his former teammates.
Cubs fan rethinks watching 4-hour ‘Bachelorette’ finale with girlfriend instead of game
Charlie Wainright figured he was just being a good boyfriend when he agreed to skip Monday night's Cubs game in favor of watching the season finale of "The Bachelorette" with his live-in girlfriend Sandy Smith.
