Cubs renting out empty seats as storage space
Finding themselves with many unsold tickets this year, the Cubs have been renting out empty seats at Wrigley Field for storage space. Never ones to miss an opportunity to make some money, the move compensates for the loss of revenue due to lackluster on-field play with quality in-stadium storage.
Tice better option than all but two of the linemen he’s coaching
New Bears offensive line coach Mike Tice has been retired from the NFL since 1995, but finds himself in the unique position of being better than all but two of the players he's supposed to be coaching.
Interception-tossing QB who won lone Super Bowl 13 years ago returns to Vikings
Brett Favre -- who has thrown more interceptions than any quarterback in NFL history and won his only Super Bowl in 1997 -- again decided against retirement and will return to the Vikings this season.
In show of team unity, Cubs stop waxing eyebrows for rest of season
Fans may have given up on the 2010 Cubs, but players want to establish momentum for next year. That means dedication and sacrifice, which is why the entire team has decided to stop waxing their eyebrows until October.
Cubs managerial search narrowed down to a room full of monkeys or Magic 8-Ball
Cubs brass has already made significant progress in its ongoing managerial search, narrowing the candidates to a group of primates or a Magic 8-Ball. Both options present tremendous upgrades from the likes of Lou Piniella, Dusty Baker and other unmentionably horrid regimes.
Woo-Woo in History: At Woodstock in 1969
It's hard to believe it's been more than 40 years this week since the the Woodstock Festival took place in upstate New York. Sure enough, Cubs superfan Ronnie "Woo-Woo" Wickers found a way there and even partied backstage with Jimi Hendrix.
