Saturday, April 20, 2024

Suh chastises Raiola for using a cut-block when flying hammer-elbow headstomp would have worked

Raiola admitted to cut-blocking New England's Zach Moore on the final play of Detroit's 34-9 loss to the Patriots. A furious Suh spoke to the media afterwards, chastising Raiola for his poor judgement.

Brandon Marshall Twitter troll winds up being Golden Gloves boxer

In another stroke of bad luck for the Bears, the Twitter troll was later revealed to be a Golden Gloves boxer, who will most likely mop the floor with Marshall should the two ever actually match up.

Verlander presents Jeter with Kate Upton before his last game at Comerica

Justin Verlander has arranged something that is likely to trump what any other team has given Jeter: swimsuit super model Kate Upton.

NFC North GM’s unaware they can sign free agents from outside division

"Unfortunately league rule prohibit us from signing free agents outside the NFC North," said Bears GM Phil Emery. "I've not actually seen this rule, but since teams in our division are only signing free agents from other teams in this division it has to be the case."

Bears to face Lions in inaugural TheHeckler.com Bowl

"The Heckler is a real farce of a publication, so we thought this would be a great opportunity to set up a farce of a bowl game for these farcical football teams to play in."

Recently fired Schwartz confident he will quickly find work in Detroit’s robust job market

After five years as Detroit's head coach, Jim Schwartz is out of a job, fired for failing to make the playoffs this year despite a 6-2 start. Schwartz said he's staying in Detroit, where he's confident he'll find a new job in short order.

Play Bears Bingo — Week 10, 2013 (Lions)

Play along as Jay's groin is the talk of the town.