Over-excited Bears bronze Cutler’s arm during bye week
Following only a few impressive games, the Bears took an unusual measure toward preserving the arm of their new franchise quarterback. A team official confirmed Jay Cutler's right arm had been plated in copper after the team's win over the Lions last Sunday.
Selig removes playoff berth for AL Central champ
As the mediocre Twins and Tigers duke it out for a divisional championship, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced at a recent press conference that none of the three contenders in the AL Central will make it into the playoffs.
Cubs blame last century’s bad luck on ‘Curse of Vine Line’
With softball headlines like "Lilly is not a flower" and "'D-Lee'ader," the official Cubs magazine Vine Line hardly seems like a harbinger of doom, but that's just what it's been for each and every...
Hendry mad he missed free resume day at Kinko’s
After an abysmal showing of his front office skills in 2009, it seems his résumé may some fine-tuning in anticipation of a job search. Unfortunately Hendry missed a golden opportunity to save some serious cash through a free résumé promotion at Kinko's months ago.
Baby-faced Cubs rookie Tyler Colvin carded at all-ages show in Milwaukee
After the Cubs 7-2 win over the Brewers Tuesday night, fresh-faced Cubs rookie outfielder Tyler Colvin thought he would take in some of the Cheddar State's famed nightlife. He went to a downtown Milwaukee venue where he was carded at an all-ages show.
Derrick Rose hopes to squeeze one more scandal in before season
After a summer featuring a pair of scandals, soft-spoken Bulls phenom Derrick Rose is hoping to fit in one more major scandal before he begins his sophomore season in the NBA.
Newly suspended Bradley releases R&B album
Milton Bradley was suspended for the rest of the season Sunday after criticizing his team in the media, but he may get the last laugh. The Cubs' introspective right fielder has used the hardship of this season as his muse and created a heartfelt R&B album to be released next month.
