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"Obviously, it's a slippery slope. First I cut back to three hours of skating drills before lunch, and next thing you know I'm going to bed without doing my usual 1,000 squats. But, it would be really nice to eat dinner or maybe even watch half an episode of Breaking Bad. That's still on the air, right? I haven't turned on my TV in three years."

"Look, we don't want to jump the gun here," said GM Ryan Pace. "But the guy likes the deep dish and he went to two Super Bowls. Plus, [Chicago Tribune columnist] David Haugh says I should hire him. I don't want to disappoint 'The Haugh' after he told the Cubs to hire [Joe] Maddon and they did."

"Daaaaaa Bears!" Wollenski replied when asked about the team's new GM, Ryan Pace. "This guy should hire Ditka, bring some toughness back to the organization that's been missing the last couple of years."

“It’s quite obvious that the Sporting News isn’t intelligent for picking the Cubs to win it all,” Chambliss said. “Luis Valbuena at third base, a bullpen that’s shakier than a Derrick Rose jump shot, and the windmill known as Javier Baez?"

The Bears' new GM Ryan Pace will immediately be added to the top of the depth chart at free safety and special teams. The 37-year-old expects to make a quick impact on next season's...

The Bears today announced the hiring Ryan Pace as their new GM. At 37, Pace is younger than all the great-grandchildren of Bears' owner Virginia McCaskey. The Bears expect this new infusion of youth to...

"Well, it's certainly humbling to be regarded above the likes of Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln," said Goodell. "But that's why we do independent investigations. You never know how they'll turn out. In this particular case, yay for me."