Friday, April 26, 2024

Samardzija vying to become first one-win Cy Young Award recipient

"The way I see it, I'm right on track for the Cy Young," a naive Samardzija stated. "Eric Gagné won it in '03 with only 2 wins and I'm confident I can accomplish the same feat this year with only one. If I happen to win a few along the way, I suppose that wouldn't hurt."

FTD Mother’s Day Special: ‘Derrick’ Rose Bouquet with guaranteed delivery by Mother’s Day 2014

"The awaited return of Derrick Rose has left an entire city in giddy suspense," said FTD Operations Manager Jeffrey Williams. "We thought with all that hype, why not bypass the predictable Mother's Day flower delivery and give Mom the gift of prolonged anticipation."

Wennington arrested for throwing pumpkin pie in trick-or-treater’s eye

“Everyone knows how hyped up I get for the Bulls, food and especially pumpkin pie,” said Wennington. “I’ll just try to use that expression more metaphorically in the future.”

Cubs reach Marquee deal with Comcast, but there’s a catch

The moment Cubs fans have been waiting for is reportedly here: The team is set to announce a deal with Comcast to carry its new Marquee Sports Network just in time for Opening Day. There is a catch however.

Cubs plan ticker-tape parade to celebrate Marquee-Comcast deal

Elated that they struck an 11th-hour deal to broadcast their new TV network on the region's largest cable provider, the Cubs this morning announced a ticker-tape parade will be held in Chicago Saturday.

StL conspiracy theorists blame Cubs for Cards’ Covid-19 outbreak

Some of the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball" are convinced there's more than meets the eye behind their favorite team's major Coronavirus outbreak.